英文广告故事_栾刨兜同学英语作业《英文广告故事》归纳笔记_英语_栾刨兜
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英文广告故事导读：
这道英语作业题由栾刨兜同学整理的英语作业解题归纳几笔——《英文广告故事：有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》，指导老师是秋老师，涉及到的英语考点概括为：有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.，同学们要认真的阅读英文广告故事：有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.的相关英语考点，不断的加强训练自己的英语作业解题能力，只有掌握了这些英语考点，才能让自己在班上出类拔萃，也才会在英语考试中取得良好的成绩，下面是栾刨兜英语作业的详细归纳笔记分享（本道题以问答模式展开）。
题目：有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.
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Many years ago, there lived a very rich man who wanted to do something for the people of his town. But first he wanted to find out whether they deserved his help. So he placed a very large stone in the center of the main road into town. Then he hid behind a tree and waited. Soon an old man came along with his cow.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
"Who put this stone in the center of the road?" said the old man, but he did not try to remove the stone. Instead, with some difficulty he passed around the stone and continued on his way. Another man came along and did the same thing; then another came, and another. All of them complained about the stone in the center of the road, but not one of them tried to remove it. Late in the afternoon, a young man came along. He saw the stone and said, "The night will be very dark. Some neighbor will come along later in the dark and will fall against the stone. "英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
The young man then began to move the stone. He pushed and pulled with all his strength to move it to one side. But imagine his surprise when under the stone he found a bag full of money and this message: "This money is for the thoughtful person who removes this stone from the road. That person deserves help."其实你也可以用flash的：剑桥英语不错的：http://www.xinzhitang.cn/也可以直接找网址：http://www.xinzhitang.cn/xinzhitang/xuexizhongxin/donghua.htmhttp://www.xinzhitang.cn/xinzhitang/xuexizhongxin/yingwengequ.htmhttp://www.xinzhitang.cn/xinzhitang/xuexizhongxin/donghuaguoshi.htmhttp://www.xinzhitang.cn/xinzhitang/xuexizhongxin/dianzitushu.htmhttp://www.xinzhitang.cn/xinzhitang/xuexizhongxin/duihuaduanyu.htmhttp://www.xinzhitang.cn/xinzhitang/xuexizhongxin/duihuaduanyu.htm或者这个翅 膀英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
一天,我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮,结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了.当我正准备锁门时,一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐.我问他翅膀行不行,他从柜台上靠过身子来,回答道：“女士,我到这儿来是吃东西的,不是要飞!” Wings英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day, leaving us with nothing to sell but wings. As I was about to lock the doors, aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner. When I asked if wings would be all right, he leaned over the counter and replied, "Lady, I came in here to eat, not fly." 真的是太多了：这是保存在我的电脑里的哦A Brother Like That英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
A friend of mine named Paul received an automobile from his brother as a Christmas present. On Christmas Eve when Paul came out of his office, a street urchin was walking around the shiny new car, admiring it. "Is this your car, Mister?" he said.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Paul nodded. "My brother gave it to me for Christmas." The boy was astounded. "You mean your brother gave it to you and it didn’t cost you nothing? Boy, I wish . . ." He hesitated.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Of course Paul knew what he was going to wish for. He was going to wish he had a brother like that. But what the lad said jarred Paul all the way down to his heels. "I wish," the boy went on, "That I could be a brother like that." Paul looked at the boy in astonishment, then impulsively he added, "Would you like to take a ride in my car?" "Oh yes, Id love that." After a short ride, the boy turned with his eyes aglow, said, "Mister, would you mind driving in front of my house?"英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Paul smiled a little. He thought he knew what the lad wanted. He wanted to show his neighbors that he could ride home in a big automobile. But Paul was wrong again. "Will you stop where those two steps are?" the boy asked.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
He ran up the steps. Then in a little while Paul heard him coming back, but he was not coming fast. He was carrying his little crippled brother. He sat him down on the bottom step, then sort of squeezed up against him and pointed to the car.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
"There she is, Buddy, just like I told you upstairs. His brother gave it to him for Christmas and it didn’t cost him a cent. And some day Im gonna give you one just like it . . . then you can see for yourself all the pretty things in the Christmas windows that Ive been trying to tell you about."英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Paul got out and lifted the lad to the front seat of his car. The shining-eyed older brother climbed in beside him and the three of them began a memorable holiday ride. That Christmas Eve, Paul learned what Jesus meant when he said: "It is more blessed to give . . . "内容：哥哥的心愿 圣诞节时,保罗的哥哥送他一辆新车.圣诞节当天,保罗离开办公室时,一个男孩绕着那辆闪闪发亮的新车,十分赞叹地问： "先生,这是你的车?"英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
保罗点点头："这是我哥哥送给我的圣诞节礼物."男孩满脸惊讶,支支吾吾地说："你是说这是你哥送的礼物,没花你一分钱?天哪,我真希望也能……" 保罗当然知道男孩他真想希望什么.他希望能有一个象那样的哥哥.但是小男孩接下来说的话却完全出乎了保罗的意料. "我希望自己能成为送车给弟弟的哥哥."男孩继续说. 保罗惊愕地看着那男孩,冲口而出地说："你要不要坐我的车去兜风?" "哦,当然好了,我太想坐了!" 车开了一小段路后,那孩子转过头来,眼睛闪闪发亮,对我说："先生,你能不能把车子开到我家门前?"英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
保罗微笑,他知道孩子想干什么.那男孩必定是要向邻居炫耀,让大家知道他坐了一部大轿车回家.但是这次保罗又猜错了."你能不能把车子停在那两个台阶前?"男孩要求道.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
男孩跑上了阶梯,过了一会儿保罗听到他回来了,但动作似乎有些缓慢.原来把他跛脚的弟弟带出来了,将他安置在第一个台阶上,紧紧地抱着他,指着那辆新车.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
只听那男孩告诉弟弟："你看,这就是我刚才在楼上对你说的那辆新车.这是保罗他哥哥送给他的哦!将来我也会送给你一辆像这样的车,到那时候你就能自己去看那些在圣诞节时,挂窗口上的漂亮饰品了,就象我告诉过你的那样."英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
保罗走下车子,把跛脚男孩抱到车子的前座.兴奋得满眼放光的哥哥也爬上车子,坐在弟弟的身旁.就这样他们三人开始一次令人难忘的假日兜风. 那个圣诞夜,保罗才真正体会主耶稣所说的"施比受更有福"的道理.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
A man came home form work late, tired and found his 5 years old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" "Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" "If you must know, I make $20 an hour."" Oh," The little boy replied, with his head down, looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow $10" the father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy, then you go to bed." The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down. And started to think. Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.” Are you asleep, son?" he asked. "no daddy," replied the boy. "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier." said the man, "Here's the $10 you asked for." the little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father. "Why do you want more money? Is you already have some?" the father asked. "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.”The little boy repiied, "Daddy , I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."Little Red Riding Hood英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Once upon a time there was a dear little girl who was loved by everyone who looked at her, but most of all by her grandmother, and there was nothing that she would not have given to the child. Once she gave her a little riding hood of red velvet, which suited her so well that she would never wear anything else; so she was always called 'Little Red Riding Hood.'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
One day her mother said to her: 'Come, Little Red Riding Hood, here is a piece of cake and a bottle of wine; take them to your grandmother, she is ill and weak, and they will do her good. Set out before it gets hot, and when you are going, walk nicely and quietly and do not run off the path, or you may fall and break the bottle, and then your grandmother will get nothing; and when you go into her room, don't forget to say, "Good morning", and don't peep into every corner before you do it.' 'I will take great care,' said Little Red Riding Hood to her mother, and gave her hand on it.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
The grandmother lived out in the wood, half a league from the village, and just as Little Red Riding Hood entered the wood, a wolf met her. Red Riding Hood did not know what a wicked creature he was, and was not at all afraid of him. 'Good day, Little Red Riding Hood,' said he. 'Thank you kindly, wolf.' 'Whither away so early, Little Red Riding Hood?' 'To my grandmother's.' 'What have you got in your apron?' 'Cake and wine; yesterday was baking-day, so poor sick grandmother is to have something good, to make her stronger.' 'Where does your grandmother live, Little Red Riding Hood?'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
'A good quarter of a league farther on in the wood; her house stands under the three large oak-trees, the nut-trees are just below; you surely must know it,' replied Little Red Riding Hood.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
The wolf thought to himself: 'What a tender young creature! what a nice plump mouthful - she will be better to eat than the old woman. I must act craftily, so as to catch both.'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
So he walked for a short time by the side of Little Red Riding Hood, and then he said: 'See, Little Red Riding Hood, how pretty the flowers are about here - why do you not look round? I believe, too, that you do not hear how sweetly the little birds are singing; you walk gravely along as if you were going to school, while everything else out here in the wood is merry.' < 2 >英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Little Red Riding Hood raised her eyes, and when she saw the sunbeams dancing here and there through the trees, and pretty flowers growing everywhere, she thought: 'Suppose I take grandmother a fresh nosegay; that would please her too. It is so early in the day that I shall still get there in good time.'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
So she ran from the path into the wood to look for flowers. And whenever she had picked one, she fancied that she saw a still prettier one farther on, and ran after it, and so got deeper and deeper into the wood. Meanwhile the wolf ran straight to the grandmother's house and knocked at the door. 'Who is there?' 'Little Red Riding Hood,' replied the wolf. 'She is bringing cake and wine; open the door.' 'Lift the latch,' called out the grandmother, 'I am too weak, and cannot get up.'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
The wolf lifted the latch, the door sprang open, and without saying a word he went straight to the grandmother's bed, and devoured her. Then he put on her clothes, dressed himself in her cap, laid himself in bed and drew the curtains.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Little Red Riding Hood, however, had been running about picking flowers, and when she had gathered so many that she could carry no more, she remembered her grandmother, and set out on the way to her.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
She was surprised to find the cottage-door standing open, and when she went into the room, she had such a strange feeling that she said to herself: 'Oh dear! how uneasy I feel today, and at other times I like being with grandmother so much.' She called out: 'Good morning,' but received no answer; so she went to the bed and drew back the curtains. There lay her grandmother with her cap pulled far over her face, and looking very strange. 'Oh! grandmother,' she said, 'what big ears you have!' 'All the better to hear you with, my child,' was the reply. 'But, grandmother, what big eyes you have!' she said. 'All the better to see you with, my dear.' 'But, grandmother, what large hands you have!' 'All the better to hug you with.' 'Oh! but, grandmother, what a terrible big mouth you have!' 'All the better to eat you with!' And scarcely had the wolf said this, than with one bound he was out of bed and swallowed up Red Riding Hood. < 3 > When the wolf had appeased his appetite, he lay down again in the bed, fell asleep and began to snore very loud.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
The huntsman was just passing the house, and thought to himself: 'How the old woman is snoring! I must just see if she wants anything.' So he went into the room, and when he came to the bed, he saw that the wolf was lying in it.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
'Do I find you here, you old sinner!' said he. 'I have long sought you!' But just as he was going to fire at him, it occurred to him that the wolf might have devoured the grandmother, and that she might still be saved, so he did not fire, but took a pair of scissors, and began to cut open the stomach of the sleeping wolf.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
When he had made two snips, he saw the little red riding hood shining, and then he made two snips more, and the little girl sprang out, crying: 'Ah, how frightened I have been! How dark it was inside the wolf.'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
After that the aged grandmother came out alive also, but scarcely able to breathe. Red Riding Hood, however, quickly fetched great stones with which they filled the wolf's belly, and when he awoke, he wanted to run away, but the stones were so heavy that he collapsed at once, and fell dead.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Then all three were delighted. The huntsman drew off the wolf's skin and went home with it; the grandmother ate the cake and drank the wine which Red Riding Hood had brought, and revived. But Red Riding Hood thought to herself: 'As long as I live, I will never leave the path by myself to run into the wood, when my mother has forbidden me to do so.'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
It is also related that once, when Red Riding Hood was again taking cakes to the old grandmother, another wolf spoke to her, and tried to entice her from the path. Red Riding Hood, however, was on her guard, and went straight forward on her way, and told her grandmother that she had met the wolf, and that he had said 'good morning' to her, but with such a wicked look in his eyes, that if they had not been on the public road she was certain he would have eaten her up. < 4 > 'Well,' said the grandmother, 'we will shut the door, so that he can not come in.'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Soon afterwards the wolf knocked, and cried: 'Open the door, grandmother, I am Little Red Riding Hood, and am bringing you some cakes.'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
But they did not speak, or open the door, so the grey-beard stole twice or thrice round the house, and at last jumped on the roof, intending to wait until Red Riding Hood went home in the evening, and then to steal after her and devour her in the darkness. But the grandmother saw what was in his thoughts.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
In front of the house was a great stone trough, so she said to the child: 'Take the pail, Red Riding Hood; I made some sausages yesterday, so carry the water in which I boiled them to the trough.'英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Red Riding Hood carried until the great trough was quite full. Then the smell of the sausages reached the wolf, and he sniffed and peeped down, and at last stretched out his neck so far that he could no longer keep his footing and began to slip, and slipped down from the roof straight into the great trough, and was drowned. But Red Riding Hood went joyously home, and no one ever did anything to harm her again.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off. She started with "This was England's finest hour." Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, "Winston Churchill." "Congratulations!" Said the teacher, "You may go home." The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can do for you." Before she could finish this quote, another young lady belts out, "John F.Kennedy". "Very good," says the teacher, "you may go." Irritated that he has missed two golden opportunities, Little Johnny said,"I wish those girls would just shut up." Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher demanded to know who said it. Johnny instantly rose to his feet and said,"Bill Clinton. I'll see you Monday." 最后送你一网址：http://www.soenglish.com.cn/list.php?cid=0140啊,对了,如果你要有声的英语的话,我知道的.你可以在这个网站里找——千源网http://www.so138.com/不过,他唯一的缺点是——必须下载的.At last , good lucky to you.不要忘记我的哦http://hexun.com/kay15/default.html英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
http://blog.tom.com/blog/index.php?username=kay815互助这道作业题的同学还参与了下面的作业题
题1： 【有趣的英文笑话求一个不长的英文笑话,要外带有5个问题的笑话,要问同学5个关于这个笑话的问题】[英语科目]
A food examiner teacher found a student cheating,he angrily shouted,pointing to him as a student:You ...you ...you ...you ...How dare you cheat,stand up!Yu Bi,there are five students stood up!Foreman:want to here when the loggers,you have to first go to the woods in front of a minute you try to saw a few trees.After a one minute.Foreman:one minute of cutting 20,and too powerful a!Where you ever work?Workers:Sahara Forest Foreman:No bar,everyone knows that the Sahara is a desert.Workers:The ah,later named the Sahara Desert!Driving her husband to go out.His wife at home,listening to the radio,I heard a report,the wife quickly pick up the phone.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
His wife:husband ah,I was listening to the radio,said that there is a car on the highway in the wrong direction,you never have to be careful ah.Husband:Which is a ah,I see there are hundreds of cars are in retrograde.Hospitals to prevent patients from fleeing peripheral wall 100.Two psychiatric patients still want to escape from the hospital.Effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness.Turned to the wall 30,the "Tired effect?." "No tired." So two continue to turn out.Turned to the wall 60,the "Are you tired it?" "No tired." So two continue to turn out,Turned to the wall 99,the "Are you tired it?" "Tired" "Well,we turned back bar" A prisoner was executed by firing squad,because bullets are fake,and Fired the first shot did not break out,The second gun had not played out,Then third gun fourth gun ...英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Cried the prisoner,said:"Brother,do you strangle me,it's too scary a TM."题2： 爆笑英语小笑话求其中有过去完成时态![英语科目]
There were these three guys.They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired.They found a hotel,rented a room and went to sleep.Then,this old guy comes in out of nowhere,and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room.He tells them "Ok,you must jump off the diving board,and yell out what you wanna land in."英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
So the three guys go over to the pool.The first guy,a vegetarian,yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas.The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money.The third guy jumps,when a bird shits on his head,and he yells "Oh Shit!"题3： 求英语小故事或笑话,越短越好不好意思,忘了一条,再加上中文翻译[英语科目]
My teacher asked me to spell a long word,as long as possible.I said,"SMILES".She said "It got only 6 letters?" I said,"But it is a mile long between the first and the last letter!"题4： 【求英文笑话或幽默故事大概讲1分半左右,130字左右,最好有中英文对照】[英语科目]
这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己也学查查字典.(我说个大意噢:一位伊利若州男子离开 冰天雪地的芝加哥到佛罗英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
里达州度假.他的妻子正在外地公干,准备到时候在佛州会合.该男子到了佛州,驻进酒店,就急忙给他妻子发电子邮件.但是他将太太的网址打错一个字母,结果这封邮件发到了一位牧师太太手里,她的丈夫前一天刚过世,她为此在伤心欲绝.当她打开这封错发来的邮件时,惨叫一声,两腿一蹬,死了.邮件是这样写的:亲爱的,我刚来报到.正准备迎接你明天的到来.爱你的夫君 对了,这下面真的好热唉.(Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.) A BIG E-mail Mistake 一封致命的邮件英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel,he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address,he did his best to type it in from memory.Unfortunately,he missed one letter,and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.When the grieving widow checked her e-mail,she took one look at the monitor,let out a piercing scream,and fell to the floor dead.At the sound,her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:Dearest Wife,Just got checked in.Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.Your Loving Husband.英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
P.S.Sure is hot down here.题5： 英语小故事或小笑话要求简单明了可以快速学会的[英语科目]
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”英文广告故事：逆火学习站的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”英文广告故事：逆火学习站(img1.72589.com)的栾刨兜同学的作业题：《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》解题思路
英文广告故事小结：
通过以上关于栾刨兜同学对英文广告故事：有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.的概括总结详细分享，相信同学们已经对英文广告故事的相关英语作业知识一定有所收获吧。建议同学们要学会归纳笔记，仔细揣摩栾刨兜同学分享的解答《有没有关于广告的笑话或有趣的故事？英语的.》这道作业题的重点部分，把英语考试中可能涵盖的考点都在平时得到加强训练，才能让自己的英语考试获得好成绩。