【搞笑英文作文】关于搞笑的英语作文_英语_放弃云咕136
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An Ugly Woman
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.
Mary: Why was that?
Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
丑女
麦克：一次舞会上,当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时,她非常尴尬.
玛丽：为什么会那样呢?
麦克：她根本就没有带面具
其他同学给出的参考思路：
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互助这道作业题的同学还参与了下面的作业题
题1： 写一篇搞笑英语作文搞笑点[英语科目]
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!" the farmer yelled,"Forget your troubles.Come in with us.Then I'll help you get the wagon up."
"That's mighty nice of you,“Willis answered,"but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw,come on," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed,and added,"but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner,Willis thanked his host and said,"I feel a lot better now,but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile,"by the way,where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
题2： 关于自我介绍的英语作文要幽默点[历史科目]
晚饭席间和一个24岁的年轻人聊天,他笑称自己现在“一无所有”,我说,“别着急,我28岁才有了车,34岁才买了房子,36岁才娶了老婆,你一定用不了4年就会有车、用不了10年就会买房子、用不了12年就会娶老婆……”他听罢看着我,红着脸说：“叔,我去年结婚了.”
题3： 【英语作文生活需要幽默】[英语科目]
When we are chatting with our friends happily,suddenly if we are talking about the awkward topic,we need to do something to change this situation,what are we gonna do?The answer is using your humor to make things seem easy,and then your friends won’t take your awkward topic seriously.Humor is very important,it can adjust the atmosphere,making things work easily.Life needs humor,without humor,life would be boring.Foreign people like to make friends with humorous people,they can feel relax when they are chatting,while most Chinese people are always taking things too seriously.I like to make friends with humorous guys,they make me feel life is easy,and we should positive about life.
题4： 幽默的好处的英语作文[英语科目]
A sense of humor,God's greatest gift to mankind,is universally considered the most valuable personality.It is born within every person's heart,but has to be cultivated.A person without humor is just like a spring without flowers,or like a dish without seasoning.In a sense,your personality lies in your sense of humor.
Humor can improve physical as well as mental well-being.It helps us bear our burdens,lessen our tension,overcome our frustration.With a piece of joke,all our worries and sadness disappear like smoke,and we are full of vigor once again.
Humor helps us live in harmony with others.It is unavoidable to have misunderstanding and tension with others during work and study.But humor can ease these problems quicker than angry words or quarrels.With it you can always keep on good terms with others.
A sense of humor is really one of the keys to happiness.It gives fun and zest to life to make it worth living.
题5： 幽默的好处英语作文[英语科目]
A sense of humor,God's greatest gift to mankind,is universally considered the most valuable personality.It is born within every person's heart,but has to be cultivated.A person without humor is just like a spring without flowers,or like a dish without seasoning.In a sense,your personality lies in your sense of humor.
Humor can improve physical as well as mental well-being.It helps us bear our burdens,lessen our tension,overcome our frustration.With a piece of joke,all our worries and sadness disappear like smoke,and we are full of vigor once again.
Humor helps us live in harmony with others.It is unavoidable to have misunderstanding and tension with others during work and study.But humor can ease these problems quicker than angry words or quarrels.With it you can always keep on good terms with others.
A sense of humor is really one of the keys to happiness.It gives fun and zest to life to make it worth living.