【中文式英语】求搞笑的中文式英语句子对学英文有好处_英语_yvyyswdy
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1．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
2 Women pig good, good a home;men pig good,good a world.
母猪好,好一窝；公猪好,好一坡
3 what’s up?
你上了吗?
4 we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
5．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
6．people hate big name,pig hate big fat.
人怕出名猪怕壮
7．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
8．you me you me
彼此彼此
9．You Give Me Stop!
你给我站住!
10．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
11．WATCH SISTER
表妹
12．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
13．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
14．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
15．go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
16．deepblue press
黯然销魂掌
17．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
18．I call Li old big. today year 25.
我叫李老大,今年25.
19．you have two down son.
你有两下子.
20．as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!
21．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your
face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸.
22. If you to me no three no four, I will give you some
colour to see see!
如果你对我不三不四,我将给你点颜色瞧瞧!
23. Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!
if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事起奏,无事退朝
24. Five women who don’t put on clothes play with ten
colour men happily.
五光十色
25. nine man’s power
九阳神功
26. nine women’s story
九阴真经
27. nine women catch a white bone
九阴白骨爪
28. Yelang is a big boy!
夜郎自大
29. guide of dog beating
打狗棒法
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题1： 【搞笑的句子用英语怎么说?】[英语科目]
funny sentences
题2： 【有趣搞笑的英语句子,中文和英文,6、7条.下面是一个例子：Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后,】[英语科目]
Money is not everything.There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
One should love animals.They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Save water.Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人.每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个.
Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.（老外也保守,要摸黑办事,哈哈）
Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?"
“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明.
"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!"
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作.
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
When two's company,three's the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed fence.It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.
The more you forget,the less you know.So why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,
忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?
题3： 英语翻译有没一些搞笑的英语翻译就像三国演义翻译成TheromanceofThreeKingdoms这样的或者是中文谚语的意想不到的翻译也行...重赏![英语科目]
1．we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers !together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
4．as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6．you me you me
彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!
你给我站住!
8．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
12．one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!
要钱没有,要命一条
17．I call Li old big.toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25.
18．you have two down son
你有两下子.
19.好好学习,天天向上：
good good study,day day up!
好不容易给找的,
题4： 求一句最搞笑的英语句子?带中文翻译.
晚上好!
Moneyisnoteverything.There‘sMastercard&Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡
Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛
题5： 英语好玩句子有没有这样学起来轻松点[英语科目]
英语中最最有趣的好玩句子
1.Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.
麻烦没来找你,就别去自找麻烦.
第一、四个trouble是动词,第二、三个trouble是名词.
2.I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.
我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的.
第一个that是连词,引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词,引起定语从句.
3.I know.You know.I know that you know.I know that you know that I know.
我知道.你知道.我知道你知道.我知道你知道我知道.
4.We must hang together,or we'll be hanged separately.
我们必须团结在一起,否则我们将被一个个绞死.
这是一句双关语.前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思,后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思.
5.The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.
那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗.
这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母.
6.Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?
这是一句回文句,顺着读和倒着读是一样的.
7.2B or not 2B,that is a
这是一种文字简化游戏.它的意思是：To be or not to be,that is a question.(生存还是毁灭,那是一个问题.)