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The Wolf pups born vegetarian from.The Wolf dad Wolf mama racked his brain training Wolf hunting.Finally have a day Wolf dad Wolf mama gratified to see wild chase rabbits son.The Wolf pups to hold tig...
类似问题
类似问题1：英语翻译
陌生人：你：你叫什么名字?陌生人：在下吴春你：我叫亚历山大.金山.陌生人：你：你知道吗,我永远不能原谅你们韩国人偷袭珍珠港陌生人：哦,我是中国人,而且那是日本人干的你：中国人、日本人、韩国人,还不都一样?陌生...
类似问题2：讲有趣的笑话（翻译成英文）[英语科目]
Tell funny jokes
类似问题3：英语翻译要笑话,不是祝福或解释,要带英文与翻译,关于圣诞节的笑话,跟圣诞节不相关的也不行.[英语科目]
do you know the gender of Rudolph the reindeer 你知道鲁道夫（圣诞老人的驯鹿的名字）是雄的还是雌的?
how could i know!我怎么知道!
but i do.it is definitely female.我倒知道.它肯定是母的
reasons?理由呢
coz Saint Claus is male!因为圣诞老人是男的
类似问题4：速求爆笑笑话,英文的,要有中文翻译拜托了[英语科目]
1.A man goes to church and starts talking to God.He says:"God,what is a million dollars to you?" and God says:"A penny",then the man says:"God,what is a million years to you?" and God says:"a second",then the man says:"God,can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊,一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
2.Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says,"Congratulations,you got twins." The man said "How strange,I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says,"Congratulations,you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm,strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally,the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations,you got twins x2." Man is happy and says,"Ironic,I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place,cursing God and banging his head on the wall.They asked him what's wrong and he answered,"What's wrong?I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
一个比一个效率高.
3.Osama Bin Laden,a Canadian,and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp.They rubbed it and a genie came out and said,"I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said,"I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true.Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true.President Bush said "Genie,tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow!That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!
拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!"
类似问题5：英语翻译如图
前面的部分楼上的已经翻译了,关键是最后一句,乘务员的意思是：任何在厕所吸烟的人,请出去!笑点就在这,出去是指走出飞机,而飞机是在天上飞着呢……