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关掉太阳
汤姆,这个小男孩,喜欢睡觉,他喜欢一直睡到阳光照在他脸上.他喊道,“关灯!把灯关掉!”当妈妈告诉他这是太阳,他转过身来不耐烦地喊叫:“那么,关掉太阳!”
父亲和儿子
一个男孩问他的爸爸:“爸爸总是知道的比他的儿子多吗?”
父亲回答说,“当然.”
这个男孩问:“是谁发明了电话呢?”
父亲回答说,“贝尔.”
这个男孩问:“那为什么贝尔的父亲没发明电话呢?”
类似问题
类似问题1：英语翻译He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody.What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.[英语科目]
他真是个大人物
----我的叔叔管着1000人
----那他真是个大人物,他做什么的?
----在陵园守墓的.
类似问题2：英语小笑话及中文翻译[英语科目]
Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly...
类似问题3：一些英文笑话,越多越好,急,再加中文翻译[英语科目]
A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination,Nick finished the first question very soon,while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was:When it thunders why do we see the lighting first,then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer:Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题.
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后.
类似问题4：英语翻译要笑话,不是祝福或解释,要带英文与翻译,关于圣诞节的笑话,跟圣诞节不相关的也不行.[英语科目]
do you know the gender of Rudolph the reindeer 你知道鲁道夫（圣诞老人的驯鹿的名字）是雄的还是雌的?
how could i know!我怎么知道!
but i do.it is definitely female.我倒知道.它肯定是母的
reasons?理由呢
coz Saint Claus is male!因为圣诞老人是男的
类似问题5：英语小笑话带翻译[英语科目]
my little dog can't read
Mrs.Brown:Oh,my dear,I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs.Smith:But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs.Brown:It's no use,my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
Two Birds
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师：这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师：请说说看.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.
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