求英语笑话，英语短篇，英语名言，不要太难的，不要很多
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1.The fox and the crow
A cow is sitting high up in a tree.He has a piece of meat in his beak.
A fox comes and sees the crow.He thinks,“I’d like to get that meat.”
“oh crow,” calls the fox,“your voice is the most beautiful in the world!Please sing a little song for me!”
The crow has never heard anyone say such sweet words before.He opens up his beak and he begins to squawk and sing.
The meet falls down into the waiting mouth of the fox below.
狐狸和乌鸦
一只乌鸦高高地坐在树上.他的嘴里叼着一块肉.
一只狐狸来了,看见了乌鸦.他想：“我想得到那块肉.”
“噢,乌鸦,”狐狸说,“你的声音是世界上最漂亮的!请为我唱一首小歌吧!”
乌鸦从来没听过谁对他说这么好听的话.他张开嘴,开始嘎嘎地唱起歌来.
肉掉进了就在树下张嘴等着的狐狸的嘴里.
2.Friendship first
Croaky is a frog.His friend,Puffy,is a fish.They often have swimming races.One day,Puffy tells him,“There is a flower on the other side of the pond.Let’s see who can get it first!”
They start.Suddenly,a big bird appears and wants to catch Puffy.Oh,no!Puffy is in danger!Croaky comes at once and helps him.Finally,they drive the bird away.They’re tired,so they help each other to get the flower.They are happy because now they know that friendship is more important than winning!
友谊第一
克罗奇是一只青蛙.他的朋友帕菲是一条鱼.他们常常比赛游泳.一天,帕菲告诉他：“池塘的另一边有一朵花,我们看看谁最快拿到好吗?”
他们开始比赛了.突然,一只大鸟出现了,想抓住帕菲.噢,不好!帕菲有危险!克罗奇立即过来帮助他.最后,他们赶走了那只大鸟.他们累极了,只好互相帮助去摘那朵花.他们很高兴,因为他们懂得：友谊比胜利更重要!
3.Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well
There is a frog.He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well.He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of well.
One day a cow comes to a well.He sees the frog and says,“frog,let’s have a talk.” Then the frog asks,“Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky,” the cow says.The frog feels surprised and says,“The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well.How do you fly from the sky?”
The crow says,“The sky is very big.You always stay in the well,so you don’t know the world is big.”
The frog says,“I don’t believe.” But the crow says,“You can come out and have a look by yourself.”
So the frog comes out from the well.He is very surprised.How big the word is!
坐井观天
有一只青蛙住在井底,它从来没有去过井外面.它以为天空就和井口一样大.
一天,一只乌鸦飞到井边,看见青蛙,就对它说：“青蛙,咱们聊聊吧.”青蛙就问它：“你从哪儿来?”“我从天上来.”青蛙惊讶极了,就说：“天空就只有井口这么大,你怎么会是从天上来的呢?”
乌鸦说:“天空很大.只不过你一直呆在井里,所以不知道世界很大.”
青蛙说：“我不相信.”乌鸦说：“你可以出来,自己看看嘛.”
于是青蛙来到井外.它十分惊讶,原来世界这么大!
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get bitten
teacher:when you yawn,you must put your hand to your mouth!
pupil:what?and pet bitten?
a sponge cake
mom:why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
son:well,it's a sponge cake,isn't it?
类似问题
类似问题1：谁知道一些英语短文 英语笑话 英语名言?十万火急![英语科目]
英语笑话
1 A little boy asked his father:Daddy,how much does it cost to get married?The father replied:I don 't know son.I 'm still paying!一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?爸爸说：我不知道,因为我仍然在付帐.
2 A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now,children," said she ,"has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please,teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done.Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy.Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please,teacher,I went to see her yesterday,and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her,'Granny,I'm going home,' and she said,'Well,I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想,在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性.“现在,孩子们,”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
“我,老师,”一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过.”
“做得好,是谁呢?”
“我奶奶.”
“好孩子.现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的.”
“是这样的,老师.我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时.然后我跟她说：‘奶奶,我要回家了.’她说：‘啊,我很高兴!
3 Dick was seven years old,and his sister,Catherine,was five.One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour,and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen.She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him,"Now here's a knife,Dick.Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister,but remember to do it like a gentleman."
"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked."How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.
"Oh" said Dick.He thought about this for a few seconds.Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half,Catherine.".
迪克年龄七岁,他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁.一天,妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩,自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服.
孩子们玩了个把小时,在四点半的时候,姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房.她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子,并对他说：“喏,迪克,给你刀子,把这块蛋糕一切为二,给你妹妹一块.不过,你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样.”
迪克问：“像一个绅士?绅士怎样做呢?”
他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的.”
迪克说了一声“噢”.他对此想了一会,然后,他把蛋糕拿给妹妹,并对她说：“凯瑟琳,你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧.”
4 Stan:I won 92 goldfish.
Fred:Where are you going to keep them?
Stan:In the bathroom .
Fred:But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan:Blindfold them!
斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼.
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?
斯丹：浴室.
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!
5 George knocked on the door of his friend's house.When his friend's mother answered he asked,“can Albert come out to play?”
“ No,” said the mother,“it's too cold.”
“ Well,then,” said George,“ can his football come out to play ”
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门.当朋友的妈妈来应门时,他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗?”
“ 不行,” 那位妈妈说,“ 天气太冷了.”
“ 噢,那么,” 乔冶,“ 他的足球可以出来玩吗?
出国必备英文日常用语
▲Potluck Party 一种聚餐方式,主人准备场地和餐具,叁加的人必须带一道菜准备饮料,最好事先问问主人的意思.
▲Pull over!把车子开到旁边.
▲Drop me a line!写封信给我.
▲Give me a ring.= Call me!来个电话吧!
▲For here or to go?食堂或外卖.
▲cool; Thats cool!等于国内年轻人常用的囗语“酷!”,表示不赖嘛!用于人或事均可.
▲Whats up?= Whats happening?= Whats new?见面时随囗问候的话“最近在忙什么?有什么新鲜事吗?”一般的回答是“Nothing much!” 或“Nothing new!”
▲Cut it out!= Knock it out!= Stop it!少来这一套!同学之间开玩笑的话.
▲Dont give me a hard time!别跟我过不去好不好!
▲Get yourself together!振作点行不行!
▲Do you have the time?现在几点钟?可别误以为人家要约你出去.
▲Hang in there.= Dont give up.= Keep trying.再撑一下.
▲Give me a break !你饶了我吧!（开玩笑的话）
类似问题2：找2篇英语笑话 1个英语故事 还有5条英语名言 都要短[英语科目]
Difference
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles."When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond,'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."
区 别
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来,”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说.“我说‘下午好’,本科生们回答说‘下午好’.研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上.”
Too Long
The travel editor of a newspaper called,saying she was finally using an article I had written several years earlier.She wanted to be sure the tour information was still correct."I also wanted to make certain," she sheepishly confessed,"that you're still alive.Whenever the writer has died,I know I've held a story too long."
太久
一家报纸的旅行版编辑打开电话,说她终于决定要采用一篇我几年前写的文章.她想确定那旅游信息是否还可靠.“我还想确定,”她怯怯地坦白道：“您是否还健在.每次发现作者已经不在人世了,我才知道我将文章压得太久了.”
The Ass and the Grasshopper 驴子与蚱蜢
AN ASS having heard some Grasshoppers chirping,was highly enchanted; and,desiring to possess the same charms of melody,demanded what sort of food they lived on to give them such beautiful voices.They replied,"The dew." The Ass resolved that he would live only upon dew,and in a short time died of hunger.
驴子听见蚱蜢唱歌,被美妙动听的歌声所打动,自己也想能发出同样悦耳动听的声音,便 羡慕地问他们吃些什么,才能发出如此美妙的声音来.蚱蜢答道：“吃露水.”驴子便也只吃露水,没多久就饿死了.
·All things in their being are good for something.
· 天生我才必有用.
· Difficult circumstances serve as a textbook of life for people.
· 困难坎坷是人们的生活教科书.
· Failure is the mother of success.-- Thomas Paine
· 失败乃成功之母.
· For man is man and master of his fate.
· 人就是人,是自己命运的主人.
· The unexamined life is not worth living.-- Socrates
· 混混噩噩的生活不值得过.-- 苏格拉底
类似问题3：英语笑话短文短一些,我想做一个关于乐观积极面对人生的演讲,想有一个笑话引出,（如果不是也可以,但要有哲理）[英语科目]
Life after death
死后重生
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes,Sir." the new recruit replied."Well,then,that makes everything just fine," the boss went on."After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral,she stopped in to see you.
“你相信人能死后重生吗?”老板问他的一个员工.
“我相信,先生”.这位刚上班不久的员工回答.
“哦,那还好”.老板接着说.
“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后,她老人家到这儿看你来了.”
Talking clock
会说话的钟
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends,a college student led the way into the den."What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked."That is the talking clock," the man replied."How's it work?"
"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.Suddenly,someone screamed from the other side of the wall,"Knock it off,you idiot!It's two o'clock in the morning!"
一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他.“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答.“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问.“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”
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类似问题4：要一短篇英语笑话带翻译![英语科目]
One day a French man goes to New York.He don't know a word of English.When he arrive in New York,he takes a taxi to the hotel.It's Sunday,so the Frenchman wants to go out for a walk.He walks along the streets and then stop,for he remeber he doesn't no the name of the street,so he wants to write it down.he looks at the wall near the conor of the street.He see some words on it and writes them downin his notebook.He walks for a long time.Then he feels tired and wants to go back to his hotel.He takes the notebook out of his pocket and show the name to a young man.But he doesn't know what the man wants.Do you know what's the words in his notebook?These are the words:No way ahead.
一天一个法国男人到纽约去,他不会英语.当他到达纽约时,他在机场打了一辆出租车去旅馆,这是星期天,所以这个男人想到外面去散步.她走在街上然后想起了他应该记下街的名字以免走失.他看着界的拐角处的墙上写这几个字就把他们记了下来.当他走累时,他把笔记本上的字给一个人看,但那个人也不明白他是什么意思,你知道他的笔记本上写了省么吗?那上面写着“前方没有路”
给点分,我打了半天
类似问题5：英语翻译尽量简短一点的,初三水平的,不然我不会念啊,英语课上要念出来的,尽量短,也要好笑的,复制的就不用了[英语科目]
Feel Unhappy.心里难受
Son:Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?
Father:Of cause,it is.
Son:Fine,now I am feeling so bad.I lost in two subjects this time.
Father(angrily):What?You------
儿子：是不是当心里难受时,就不应该再给他精神或肉体上的刺激?
父亲：那当然!
儿子：那好,这次我有两门功课不及格,我现在心里很难受.
父亲(气愤地)：什么?你……
It’s not that.不是那样的.
A:I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.
B:Oh,that must be a very big umbrella.
A:No,it wasn’t raining.
A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿.
B：那一定是把很大的伞吧!
A：不是,当时并没有下雨.
Compare other things?比一下其他?
Son:Mom,John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.
Mom:You just care about this?Haven’t you compared other things?
Son:Yes,his mother is prettier than you.
儿子：妈妈,John有双乔丹签名的球鞋.
妈妈：你只关心这个吗?不会比一下其它东西?
儿子：有啊,他妈妈比你漂亮.
He Won
Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tommy:That's too bad.How did that happen?
Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.
汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,