英语搞笑短剧，5—10 分钟!7人左右!非常急!要编
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前台小姐：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐：“if I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak English? ”
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类似问题1：8人搞笑英语短剧5至8分钟大家一定要在8月1日之前拿给我哦~回答了之后还有悬赏哦~\(^o^)/~[英语科目]
（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：
Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）
I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!这句话要跟观众交流,最好由观众来回答,然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?
荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don\'t need any reason to win a person. Don\'t we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?）李莫愁：Momma always said: \"Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you\'re gonna get.\" I got it, Momma is right.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?
荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?
荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?
太子丹晕倒
荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!
太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?
荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：
To be or not to be, that's a question.
阿三：Hero,we need your help.
荆柯：I am busy now!
太子丹：You can get a lot of money.
荆柯：I am very busy now!
阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?
荆柯：I am very very busy now!
阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.
荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!
阿三：What? What’s the TCM?
荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.
阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?
观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .
太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.
荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.
阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……
（《No matter》音乐起,荆轲先与阿三跳探戈,拥入怀中,又甩出去,阿三做呕吐状.然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴,最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型,向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿,荆轲做调戏状.）
荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.
太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah!
Action Ш
（《大话西游》主题曲响起）
荆珂挽着妻子,太子丹,阿三在后.
阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.
荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends
太子丹：I will miss you, baby.
（太子丹,阿三下.停顿.《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起,荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型,忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过,向荆轲抛媚眼,并抛下定情手绢.荆轲高兴的盯着美女看,妻子发觉不对,扭过头来.）
荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.
妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）
荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你,选自《飘》)
妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.
荆珂（欲走还留,执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时,Jack对Rose的倾诉）.
妻子:"I promise."
荆轲:"Never let go. “
妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."
（荆轲的发音和jack很像,所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词.）
妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪,
荆珂上船,渐渐远去
妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……
妻子(掏出手机拨号,阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.
阿三：Okay okay!
旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
The End
类似问题2：8人英语短剧...加上翻译,搞笑的[数学科目]
其实,这个的话建议你看美国的老友记,里面随便哪集改编一下就可以了.老友记暴风,皮皮,快播什么上都能查到
类似问题3：急寻7人的英语幽默短剧在班上进行表演,不要太多的道具,台词幽默简单易懂,时间15-20分钟
三只小猪
类似问题4：8分钟6人搞笑英语短剧[英语科目]
Just before the English class begins,the teacher is talking with his students.
A:Well,just before the class,I will ask some students some questions.You can just answer it according to your own thinking to practice our spoken English.Suppose you are a dentist and a patient goes to you to cure his aching tooth,how can you do with the tooth?Wu Fei,how about you?
B:I’ll use a hammer to knock out the bad tooth?
A:Really?It’s very funny.When you do this,you also damage the good ones.She Lei,what about you?
C:Well,I will fasten a very thin strong thread to the bad tooth and then give it a sudden pull.And then the bad tooth will come out.
A:Oh,that’s terrible.Zhang Wei,what do you think of it?
D:I will give him an anesthetic dose and then repair the bad one.
A:Good.You will be an good dentist.Xiao Lin,you?
E:I will use expensive equipment to cure him of the bad one.
A:So your charge will be also expensive.How about you,Lijun?
F:I will give him some medicine to cure his pain.
A:Oh,it must be simple and cheap.OK,just stop here.Let’s go on with our lesson.
类似问题5：英文搞笑短剧剧本 人多点的 大概24个或20个 有的人演大树也行 希望有材料的给点[英语科目]
Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C),Tommy(T)---classmates
地点:Scene----in the college dorm大学宿舍
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop.Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M:hi,Dan,what are u doing?
D:I am playing war craft.
M:Where is Tommy?
D:Shiiiii!
M:What?What's the matter?
D:Don't u see?He is still sleeping.
M:My goodness!I can't believe this!It’s almost nine.He got to get up now.Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D:Yes,I do.You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M:You'd better stop playing right now.We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue.Tommy!Tommy!Wake up!Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes,please.
Mike:No way,Jose.Time really flies.We still have a lot to do.Hurry up.
T:(Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes,please,just two more minutes?when Danny finishes his game,I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy.(Tommy lies down again.)
M:Guys!I am really angry now.Time waits for nobody.If you two don't stop what you are doing now,I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T:all right.All right.We listen to u.
M:That's more like it.We need will power.
D and T:what is will power?
M:Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D:You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike:right.
T:you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M:right.
Danny turns off his computer.Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny:Mike,can I take a little break?Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy:Mike,Can I lie down a minute?My back hurts.
Mike:No!No!No!Let's finish our work first before we do anything.We need will power!
Danny and Tommy:that's true.We need will power!We listen to you.
The end
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