爆笑英语小笑话求其中有过去完成时态!-超级搞笑小笑话
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There were these three guys.They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired.They found a hotel,rented a room and went to sleep.Then,this old guy comes in out of nowhere,and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room.He tells them "Ok,you must jump off the diving board,and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool.The first guy,a vegetarian,yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas.The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money.The third guy jumps,when a bird shits on his head,and he yells "Oh Shit!"
类似问题
类似问题1：有趣的英文笑话求一个不长的英文笑话,要外带有5个问题的笑话,要问同学5个关于这个笑话的问题[英语科目]
A food examiner teacher found a student cheating,he angrily shouted,pointing to him as a student:You ...you ...you ...you ...How dare you cheat,stand up!
Yu Bi,there are five students stood up!
Foreman:want to here when the loggers,you have to first go to the woods in front of a minute you try to saw a few trees.
After a one minute.
Foreman:one minute of cutting 20,and too powerful a!Where you ever work?
Workers:Sahara Forest
Foreman:No bar,everyone knows that the Sahara is a desert.
Workers:The ah,later named the Sahara Desert!
Driving her husband to go out.
His wife at home,listening to the radio,I heard a report,the wife quickly pick up the phone.
His wife:husband ah,I was listening to the radio,said that there is a car on the highway in the wrong direction,you never have to be careful ah.
Husband:Which is a ah,I see there are hundreds of cars are in retrograde.
Hospitals to prevent patients from fleeing peripheral wall 100.
Two psychiatric patients still want to escape from the hospital.Effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness.
Turned to the wall 30,the
"Tired effect?."
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out.
Turned to the wall 60,the
"Are you tired it?"
"No tired."
So two continue to turn out,
Turned to the wall 99,the
"Are you tired it?"
"Tired"
"Well,we turned back bar"
A prisoner was executed by firing squad,because bullets are fake,and
Fired the first shot did not break out,
The second gun had not played out,
Then third gun fourth gun ...
Cried the prisoner,said:"Brother,do you strangle me,it's too scary a TM."
类似问题2：英语爆笑小故事小笑话 带翻译[英语科目]
故事发生在一个酒吧里.
某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?”
“是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”
男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”
“我不信,我的狗这么大呢!”骑车男子不信地问：“你那么小的吉娃娃是如何杀死我的罗特韦尔犬的?”
“嗯…………好像是吉娃娃咔在你家狗的喉咙里!”
This story happened in a bar.
One day,a Ben went in the bar and asked,"who owns the rottweiler outside?"
"i do!",a man stood up and said,"what happened?"
Ben said sadly,"my small pet Chihuahua just killed your dog."
"There's no way that your dog can kill my huge dog!"the man said,"but,how can your small Chihuahua kill my dog?
Ben said,"my Chihuahua choked it to death when he swallowed my Chihuahua."
类似问题3：谁有短的英文爆笑笑话[英语科目]
A Chinese student wrote a story：
A：can you speak chinese?
B：NO!
A：.
B：I can speak Mandarin.
A：There a difference?
B：Words
A：Oh.
The following are the Chinese（Mandarin）.
类似问题4：求英文爆笑短笑话 .一定爆笑..冷笑话不要[英语科目]
Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom:I don't know,father.
Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom:Our teacher,father.
父亲：哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题.你们班上谁最懒?
汤姆：我不知道,爸爸.
父亲：啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?
汤姆：我们老师,爸爸.
类似问题5：短小搞笑的笑话
医生问病人是怎么骨折的,答：我觉得鞋里有沙子,就扶着电线杆抖鞋,我抖啊抖.有个人以为我触电了,便抄起木棒给了我两棒子.