幽默英语小品剧本要4个人的，5分钟以内，-4人搞笑小
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Global warming
A． Class begins,good afternoon everyone.
B． C.D ：Good afternoon,teacher.
A.First,I will ask you a question:What is the serious problem nowadays
B.I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.
A.It’s related to our correct answer.But it isn’t correct one.
B.Is it the problem of population increasing?
A.No.
C.Oh.I got it.It’s global warming.
A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……
B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it’s global cooling!
A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot,but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.
B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?
C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.
A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming?
B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time,many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.
C.Surely,we don’t want that will happen.
A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?
B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees
C.When we are protecting the environment,we are saving ourselves.
A.Ok.Students,we can’t only speak but not do later .Let us go planting trees.
D.Oh,teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth,it’s tree-planting day!
A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.
B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!
A.That is good .I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!
B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.
类似问题
类似问题1：大学幽默英语剧本高分求几本英语剧本,要求不是百度简单就搜索到的（可以是搜到的）,人数不是太多,难度不大,避免和其他参赛班级重复.
梁祝
The Butterfly Lovers
第一幕 佳人倩影
英台：「Good morning teacher I’m 祝英台 ,the master祝’s daughter.I have been yearning to study for a long time.And I have been eager to enter this school since I was a child.Could you give me a chance?」走到教室门口 向老师说
老师：「What?You are a girl.Don’t you know that it is not the place for a woman to study?A woman has no talent other then to marry and bear children.You just go home and find a man without concern to marry.Woman,your name is ‘loser’ 」不屑状 拿扇子敲英台头
英台：「 Where there is a will there is a way,you know?哼」跺脚＋生气的走掉
After coming home,she feels so angry and discontented.She takes a can of spray paint,sneaks into the school and is dying to… that’s right,she spray paints the wall,until the can runs out of paint.She stops painting and feels tired.As she readies to home,she drops her handkerchief to the floor but doesn’t realize this.
山伯：「Oh,what a gorgeous babe!」山伯路过学校,与英台擦肩而过,吃惊的说.且看到地上有那位姑娘掉的手帕,便顺手捡起来.「Hope I could return the handkerchief to her next time when I meet her」
第二幕 拜访 启程
The next morning the teacher entered the classroom and found out that the wall had been destroyed and was in a mess.He was so shocked and angry!After checking his surveillance camera,he knows it was that rough girl,英台,with whom he had an awkward interaction the last morning.The teacher went to 祝家 immediately…
老师：「Master祝,please take your daughter in your hand.I know she truly likes painting,but she cannot take my classroom as a canvas!She actually took advantage of darkness of the night and left the room in a mess.Making up for your daughter’s fault is your responsibility.」歇斯底里状 比手画脚的快杀人样
祝父：「Oh my god!That stupid girl!What good things she did!I just want to kill her now!Sorry,teacher,I’ll punish her.Please don’t make what happened widely known and I will pay for the damages.」
祝父安抚老师,送出门去,冲进家里
祝父（大叫）：「英台,Come out of that damn room right now and come in to the living room.I said ‘now’; not tomorrow,not next year,NOW!」英台困惑地走出来
祝父骂：「What’s wrong with you?Are you out of your mind?You actually caused a lot of trouble at the school!You have lost the face of the 祝 family.」羞愧地摸额头摇头
英台：「That wasn’t my original intention.The fuddy-duddy didn’t give me the admission to the school.Papa,you’ve always rapped me over the knuckles and nagged on my head since I was a child,and...and you don’t even know how much of my favorite paint I had to waste because of that…square headed teacher.If he and you still forbid me from entering school then… I’m not sure if I will be able to stop my hands from opening the other cans of paint.」
英台威胁 祝父惊吓状,发抖地一语不发.祝母跑进
祝母：「Honey,calm down.Keep your cool and let her go.」扶祝父手痛哭状 英台得意貌
祝父：「All right,just do what you want.When you reach the age of maturity,I will let you leave this house.And then you will know what the real world is really like.」.
类似问题2：幽默英语小品[英语科目]
语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
作者：佚名 文章来源：本站原创 点击数：7713 更新时间：2005-11-27
Wanderseveryfivemiles
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本,简历封面,免费电影
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy
wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?
MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,
smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender
thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?
JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland
dearestmother-in-law”.
L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?
JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so
lazy……
L:But……
JM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall
daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken
and……
JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!
L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour
son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)
Act2
(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)
L:Mum,I’mback!
LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?
L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.
LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon
marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten
tome.Lookatyourself……
L:But,mum……
LM:Neverinterruptme!
L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And
I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.
LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter
Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo
andtellhim.(下)
L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅
铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)
Act3本文转自：www.coffbar.com小品剧本,简历封面,免费电影
(J睡眼惺忪上)
J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!
(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now
shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.
JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?
J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!
JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice
girl,goandtakeherback!
J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!
Act4
(J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)
A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)
AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!
J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?
(三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)
A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!
B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!
C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand
robthewedding!
A&B:Goodidea!
J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!
AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!
J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!
(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo
withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.
B:Haveyougotanyexperience?
J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书＄1,000,000)
Act5
(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)
(J和三强盗跃至台中)
ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!
A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!
B:AndIplantedonetree.
C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---
J:Giveusallyourmoney!
(L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)
L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)
(MS大怒,挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)
J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）
(J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)
(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)
J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,howareyou?
L(哭状):Ihurtalot!
J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)
L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)
(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)
A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.
"When will they be ready?" the man asked.
"I'm a bit busy, but they'll probably be ready for you on Thursday," he said.
"That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.
The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hors he was on an airplane to his new job.
Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.
He remembered his shoes.
"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonderif the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see."
He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop, although he was an old man by now.
"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, Ibrought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"
"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.
"Smith," the man said.
"I'll go and see. They may be out back."
The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop and a few minutes later returned, carrying the pair of shoes.
"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now but they'll probably be ready on Thursday
类似问题3：搞笑英语小品剧本
百度搜一下英语西游记搞笑小品,看的笑死了
类似问题4：四人相声小品剧本 短一点的 要很搞笑 最好是适合高中生 两男两女的
三句半（四人小品）
甲：今天咱们要演出；
乙：叫我四人出节目；
丙：冥思苦想想半天；
丁：（左手握拳置于左眼眶上侧,低头）酷!
甲：唱歌跳舞不在行；
乙：相声小品演不出；
丙：眼看演出要开始；
丁：（做傻眼状）木!
甲：叫苦连连也没用；
乙：不如上网来求助；
丙：网上作品真不少；
丁：（做吃惊状）唬!
甲：赶忙四处来点击；
乙：看看哪里有出路；
丙：笑话谜语真不错；
丁：（竖大拇指）服!
甲：有个笑话真不错；
乙：保证听了笑破肚；
丙：编成一个三句半；
丁：行不?
（停一下,问大家行不行,行则继续说下去）
甲：既然大家都说行；
乙：咱四人拿它做节目；
丙：晚会上面演一演；
丁：是任务!
甲：话说某女长得丑；
乙：已经长到三十九；
丙：一直没能嫁出门；
丁：犯愁!
甲：听说某地拐人口；
乙：卖为人妇到山沟；
丙：丑女一想真不错；
丁：走走!
甲：一走果然被盯上；
乙：丑女被人蒙上了头；
丙：抓进车里车起步；
丁：开走!
甲：车开半路停下来；
乙：人贩子一看吓昏了头；
丙：如此丑女谁人要；
丁：掉头!
甲：车子回到老地方；
乙：丑女死活不肯走；
丙：甘心被卖为人妇；
丁：稀有.
甲：人贩子这回犯了愁；
乙：不知如何赶她走；
丙：忽然横心一声吼；
丁：车留下,咱们走!
甲、乙、丙：（望丁）啊?!（完
类似问题5：找个英语小品的剧本要符合高一生的水平,保证在两三四五分钟之内完成,并且要简单易懂好笑,[政治科目]
去找啊,太多了!