...最好是关于经济的可倾我所有积分这些人大脑有问题
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昨天来了个老外（要找某公司的头儿）,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的：
前台小姐：“hello?“
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?“
老外：“can you speak english?“
前台小姐：“if i not speak english,i am speaking what?“
老外：“can anybody else speak english?“
前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have time,
you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go."
老外：“good heavens.anybody here can speak english?“
前台小姐：“ shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing.
老外：“i want to speak to your head.“
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.“
提示：
可以去外文书店的小说区找,那里有好多故事类或者财经类的小故事,不单调,中间穿插好多英文,可以学习同时提高个人知识.
类似问题
类似问题1：英语词汇小故事中文作文300字以上[英语科目]
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat.The cat was very old; she could not run quickly,and she could not bite,because she was so old.One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse.But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away,because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse.She began to hit the cat.The cat said,"Do not hit your old servant.I have worked for you for many years,and I would work for you still,but I am too old.Do not be unkind to the old,but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
【译文】
老猫
一位老妇有只猫,这只猫很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了东西,因为它年纪太大了.一天,老猫发现一只老鼠,它跳过去抓这只老鼠,然而,它咬不住这只老鼠.因此,老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了,因为老猫咬不了它.
于是,老妇很生气,因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死.她开始打这只猫,猫说：“不要打你的老仆人,我已经为你服务了很多年,而且还愿意为你效劳,但是,我实在太老了,对年纪大的不要这么无情,要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情.”
类似问题2：文章,翻译这个词语为英语单词才那俩吧[英语科目]
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类似问题3：英语翻译这是要去参赛的!下午就比赛了,我却忘了准备了,来不及了,哪位亲爱的哥哥姐姐、弟弟妹妹、阿姨叔叔、爷爷奶奶.发发慈悲吧.（不过记住一定要180个英文单词、还要翻译哦!）[英语科目]
Introduction to Myself.
Good morning,ladies and gentelmen.
I'm xxx,a student from xxx school.As you see now,infront of you stands a boy/girl full of self- confidence.Yes.That's what explains me.I'm a confident boy/girl.20 years ago,I came to this world,seeing this beautiful planet for the first time,I was curious about everything around.So,ever since my childhood,I've been crazy about exploring answers and truth and apprecaiting the beauty of the place in which we habbitat.I was born in a family in the middle-class.I remember when I was little,my dad used to teach me how to be someone deserving a meaningful life.He said:" With grand dreams for future and presistant belifs in yourself,you'll be granted a life full of hopes,and then just work hard,and you shall open the door to flows of days that are truely meaningful.Therefore,if I think of another word to describe myself,I believe it should be this:deligent.
Well,for time limitation,I don't think I can portray all about myself in here.But I'll do at my best level to bring out the best in me today.Thank you!Ladies and Gentlemen!
早上好!女士们先生们!
我叫XXX,是来自XXX中学（大学）的学生.今天,正如你们所见,我的一举一动中透着一份自信.没错,自信就是我的一大特点.我是个充满自信的人!20年前,我来到了人世间,第一次看到这个美丽的星球,对周围的一切都充满了好奇,于是,自孩提时代,探求真知,追寻美好便成了我不渝的追求.我的出生并不宽裕,还是个小孩儿的时候,父亲就经常教导我要过有意义的生活.他说：心怀宏愿,永远相信自己,这样,生活就会充满希望,而你的一点一滴的努力,则将希望变成一把钥匙,打开通往充实生活的大门.所以,如果我须想出另外一个词来形容自己的话,那就是勤奋.
由于时间所限,在此,请恕我无法将全部的自己尽现于这份介绍中.不过,我将尽我所能,在今天的比赛中展现自己的风采!
类似问题4：英语 英语作文作文要求：随着英语和网络的普及,一些英语词汇被夹杂于汉语表达中,如用hold表示“能对...英语 英语作文作文要求：随着英语和网络的普及,一些英语词汇被夹杂于汉语表达中,[英语科目]
Now many of my classmates like to surf the Internet in their free time.I think Internet can bring usboth advantages and disadvantages.For example,if I have some trouble studying,I can surf the internet to find morehelpful information.And I can make more friends on it.Some ofmy classmates say they feel happy when they talk with more friends with many similar hobbies.However,Internet can make some problems at the same time.If you spend too much time on it ,you will becaome lazy and can't put your heart on study.It will be even worse if you feel you can't live without Internet.So we must be careful when we use the Internet.
类似问题5：给我找一些初一精辟的英语单词!速度要中文!再来两片精彩的文章也要中文!谢谢大家了!速度!祝大家新年快乐![英语科目]
你可以上英语作文网站.用英语翻译器翻译就行了.单词你买随堂优化训练里面有很多拉.