搞笑的有关英语的诗朗诵我要在今年元旦上诗朗诵，三个.
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Play cards play well,have mind,play cards play fine,that clear,play cards play fine,description to understand the economy,playing cards is not afraid of fried,illustrate courage,win anyway,that deep,lose do not surrender,competitive.The old doctor of traditional Chinese medicine said; stamen practice a good brain,heart,flirt with hot chicks of old,flirt in trouble,the heart is not old,Acacia sleepy little; to scientific outlook on development attitude control oneself,there is no development,practice!Sad beauty often say hero,but heroes do not think so,do beauty for mediocrities?Beauty is not so,is not the beauty with hero?Often say that the rabbit does not eat the grass,but rabbits do not think so,don't let another rabbit to eat?Grass is also do not think so,who eat not to eat,why not let face cooked food!Often said that money talks,bullshit walks,but ghost don't think so,is should give money to grind?Money is not so think,who won't evil spirits to money,give a person would not be.I would like to wish you a happy holiday,the day can not think so,don't have a holiday is not happy?So happy holidays,festivals are happy after!When the level of method of dealing with urgent,say slowly; event,say clearly; trivial,humorous to say; not sure thing,say it carefully; did not happen,don't talk nonsense; do not do,do not talk nonsense; things that hurt others,can not say; hate things,on the things not to say; happy matter,see the situation say; the sad thing,don't tell everybody; others,be careful to say; their own thing,to listen to my heart; now the matter,do say; the next thing,the future say;
打牌打得好,说明有头脑,打牌打得精,说明思路清,
打牌打得细,说明懂经济,打牌不怕炸,说明胆子大,
赢了不吱声,说明城府深,输了不投降,竞争意识强.
老中医说;花心练大脑,偷情心脏好,泡妞抗哀老,调情解烦恼,暗恋心不老,相思瞌睡少;
以科学发展观的态度对照自身,有则发展,无则实践!
常说英雄难过美人关,可英雄不这么想,难道把美人留给庸人?美人亦不这么看,难道美人不该配英雄?
常说兔子不吃窝边草,可兔子不这么想,难道让别的兔子来吃?草亦不这么想,谁吃不是吃,为什么不让脸熟的吃!
常说有钱能使鬼推磨,可鬼不这么想,难道推磨不该给钱吗?钱亦不这么想,钱给鬼不会祸害人,给人就不一定了.
我想祝大家节日快乐,可日子不这么想,难道过了节日就不快乐了?所以节日快乐,节日之后亦快乐!
遇事最有水平的处理方法
急事,慢慢的说；
大事,清楚的说；
小事,幽默的说；
没把握的事,谨慎的说；
没发生的事,不要胡说；
做不到的事,别乱说；
伤害人的事,不能说；
讨厌的事,对事不对人的说；
开心的事,看场合说；
伤心的事,不要见人就说；
别人的事,小心的说；
自己的事,听听自己的心怎么说；
现在的事,做了再说；
未来的事,未来再说；
祝元旦快乐!
类似问题
类似问题1：既有好又幽默的英语单词是什么? [英语科目]
friendly and funny
类似问题2：用英语说搞笑[英语科目]
Funny 比如说某人很搞笑,可以说：You are so funny.
类似问题3：求超级搞笑的英文翻译
都说Pearl harbour是“ 珍珠港”的意思,其实还有更中土的翻译： 蚌埠.
都说Greenland是“格陵兰”的意思,其实还有更中土的翻译：青岛.
都说Deep River是宇多田光的专辑,其实它还有另外一个神奇的名字叫＂深圳＂.
都说Newfoundland是纽芬兰,其实有更北京的翻译：新发地.
都说rock hometown是“摇滚之乡”的 意思,其实还有更中土的翻译：石家庄.
都说New York是“纽约”的意思,其实还有更中土的翻译：新乡.
都说RedRiverValley是“红河谷”的意思,其实还有更中土的翻译：丹江口.
都说Table mountain 叫桌山,其实还有个更土的名字叫平顶山
都说Phoenix是“凤凰城”的意思,其实还有更中土的翻译：宝鸡.
都说Portsmouth是“ 朴茨茅斯”的意思,其实还有更中土的翻译： 浦口 .
都说open horizon是“一 望无际的原野”的意思,其实还有更社会主义的翻译：平壤.
都说Broadway是百老汇,其实还有还有更中土的翻译：宽街.
都说Tiger Woods是老虎伍兹,其实还有更中土的名字：林彪.
都说5th Avenue是第五大道的意思,其实还有更中土的翻译：五道口.
都说Mont Blanc是万宝龙,其实有更中土的翻译：长白山
都说 Wolfsburg是沃尔夫斯堡,其实还有更中土的翻译：狼窝铺(中国河北省滦县杏山乡)
都说Queensland是昆士兰,其实还有还有更中土的翻译：秦皇岛.
都说Westfield是韦斯特菲尔德,其实还有更中土的翻译：西单旋转
Evergreen不是常青树……是长春
以后见到Kingston一律译成皇上屯!(亮了!)
类似问题4：我很搞笑么?英语翻译[英语科目]
Am I funny?
类似问题5：英语搞笑故事[英语科目]
Weather Prediction
An old Indian chief was famous for predicting what the weather would do.
A group of people went up to the chief and asked him,"What will the weather be like tomorrow?"
The chief replied,"Much rain.Very wet."
The next day,it did rain and it was very wet.
Some more people went up to the chief and asked,"What will the weather be like tomorrow?"
"Much snow.Very cold." Sure enough,it snowed and it was very cold.
The next day,people were so impressed with this,they asked him another time.
Chief," they asked,"what will the weather do tomorrow?" The chief replied,"I dunno.Radio broken."