6人搞笑英语话剧剧本-6人搞笑小品剧本-英语学习资料
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阿甘正传的片断
FORREST (voice-over) That Momma,she sure was right.
It's funny how things work out.
EXT.BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY
Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou.A group of black kids play in the front yard.
FORREST (voice-over)
I didn't stay home for long,because I'd made a
promise to Bubba.And I always try to keep my promise.
So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's
family and make their introduction.
Bubba's mother named MRS.BLUE and her other children look at Forrest.
MRS.BLUE Are you crazy,or just plain stupid?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does,Mrs.Blue.
MRS.BLUE I guess.
EXT.BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY
Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.
FORREST (voice-over)
And of course,I paid my respect to Bubba himself.
FORREST Hey,Bubba,it's me,Forrest Gump.I remember
everything you said,and I got it all figured out.
Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.
FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand,five hundred
and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...
EXT.BAYOU - DAY
Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
...well,that's left after a new hair cut and a
new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner
and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers.
Forrest walks along a wooden pier.Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash.
OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something.Are you stupid or something?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does,sir.
EXT.BUBBA'S GRAVE
Forrest stands at the grave.
FORREST Well,that's what's left after me saying,"When I was
in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team,I just
loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle."
Which everybody knows it isn't true,but Momma says
it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody.
So,anyway,I'm putting all that on gas,ropes and new
nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.
EXT.BAYOU - DAY
Forrest steers his shrimping boat.The boat is old and rusty.Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck.It is a bunch of garbage and shells.Forrest picks up one shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
Now,Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin',
but you know what I found out?Shrimpin' is tough.
EXT.DOCKS
Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.
FORREST I only caught five.
OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more,you can have yourself a cocktail.
The old shrimper begins to walk away,then stops and looks at Forrest.
OLD SHRIMPER Hey,you ever think about namin' this old boat?
FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before,
but there was only one I could think of.
Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat.The name is "Jenny."
FORREST (voice-over)
The most beautiful name in the wide world.
类似问题
类似问题1：6人搞笑英语话剧剧本加翻译[英语科目]
FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right.
It's funny how things work out.
EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY
Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard.
FORREST (voice-over)
I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a
promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise.
So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's
family and make their introduction.
Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest.
MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.
MRS. BLUE I guess.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY
Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.
FORREST (voice-over)
And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.
FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember
everything you said, and I got it all figured out.
Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.
FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred
and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a
new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner
and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers.
Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash.
OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something?
FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE
Forrest stands at the grave.
FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was
in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just
loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle."
Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says
it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody.
So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new
nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.
EXT. BAYOU - DAY
Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp.
FORREST (voice-over)
Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin',
but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough.
EXT. DOCKS
Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.
FORREST I only caught five.
OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.
The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.
OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat?
FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before,
but there was only one I could think of.
Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny."
FORREST (voice-over)
The most beautiful name in the wide world.
译文：
福勒斯特(画外音),妈妈,但她绝对是对的.
这是有趣的事情怎么工作.
分机.河口啦BATRE /布巴的妈妈的家——的一天
福勒斯特走到一间小木屋在边缘的河口.一群黑人孩子踢前面的院子.
福勒斯特(画外音)
我没在家待太长时间,因为我犯了一个
保证布巴.我总是努力保持我的承诺.
所以我就下到河口啦Batre满足布巴的
家庭和使他们的介绍.
布巴的母亲给布鲁太太和她的其他孩子看,福勒斯特.
布鲁太太你是不是疯了,还是天生就这么蠢?
福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事,夫人蓝色的.
布鲁太太我猜一猜.
分机.布巴的坟墓——天
福勒斯特步骤到布巴的墓碑上.
福勒斯特(画外音)
当然,我也去看望了布巴本人.
福勒斯特:嘿,布巴,是我,福勒斯特•甘普.我记得
你说的一切,我让所有事情都盘算好了.
福勒斯特从口袋里掏出笔记.
福勒斯特,我将花二万四千、五百
和六十二美元和美分,我得到……47个
分机.河口——天
福勒斯特横跨一个院子的男人都是清洁虾.
福勒斯特(画外音)
……嗯,这是一个新发型后留下的和
新衣服,我把妈妈去豪华晚宴
而我买了车票和三个医生辣椒.
福勒斯特沿着一个木制的码头.福勒斯特一个老黑shrimper支付一大把的钞票.
老SHRIMPER告诉我一些.你是蠢还是什么?
福勒斯特蠢人做蠢事,先生.
分机.布巴的坟墓
福勒斯特站在坟墓.
福勒斯特好,那就是后留下的我、说、“我
中国乒乓球队,我All-America而已
我喜欢打乒乓球,Flex-O-Ping-Pong之中.”
,每个人都知道这不是真的,但是妈妈说的话吗
这只是一个小小的善意谎言,这样它就不会伤害到任何人.
所以,无论如何,我把所有的气体、绳子和新的
网、全新的shrimpin的船.
分机.河口——天
福勒斯特steers虾船.他这只船是古老而生锈.福勒斯特释放他的网作为他钓的一天滴到甲板上.它是一堆垃圾和贝壳.福勒斯特捡起一个虾.
福勒斯特(画外音)
现在,布巴曾告诉过我所有他知道的关于shrimpin ',
但你知道我发现吗?Shrimpin”是很难的.
分机.码头
福勒斯特拉两虾的桶里.
阿甘我仅仅看到了五个.
一对老SHRIMPER更多的,你可以你有一个鸡尾酒会.
旧的shrimper开始走开,然后停止,看着,福勒斯特.
老SHRIMPER嘿,你曾经想过namin '这旧船吗?
福勒斯特(画外音)我从未命名一艘船之前,
但是只有一个我能想到的.
福勒斯特漆边上的一名他的船.名称为“珍妮.”
福勒斯特(画外音)
最美丽的名字在这广阔的世界.
类似问题2：6人英语话剧剧本要经典一点的,比如：丑小鸭、小红帽这种的最在12月16日之前给答案最好你在12月16日之前给答案 ,12月6号之后也没事,但要在圣诞节前5天给答复.短一点,我们是要给外教表演,[英语科目]
SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起,旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场
S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?
音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场
Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !
Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .
猎 人 出 场
H: Yes, my queen
音乐起,猎人追赶白雪,公主惊慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !
白雪顺利脱逃后
S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.
音乐起,7个小矮人出场,
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\Somebody drank my water----
3\Someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!
D:（齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.
皇后、魔镜出场
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful?
M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出场、围着公主哭
Snow white wake up, wake up…
音乐起,小矮人引着王子出场
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子唤醒公主,公主醒了
P：Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !
S.w: Thank you for your help !
P: My pleasure !
音乐起,小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞.
类似问题3：六人演英语搞笑话剧急
旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语.梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语,尤其擅长模仿马丁•路德•金的演讲.（旁白暂停,邓英文“I have a dream ”）.祝英台一心梦想出国,梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停,祝英文“this is BBC….）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取.在祝英台临走的那一天,梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别.
L:Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!
Z:I love you,too!Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back.Wait for me just for two years.
L:I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
Z:I’ll kiss you from the other side.Wait for me.BoBo
旁白：一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话.
L:Oh,Sweetie,Yintai I miss you so much,miss you every minute every second.Oh my dear.Are you listening to me?
Z:Listen,Liang Shanbo.I’m calling to tell you that I loved you.But I think you’d better find a better girl.
L:What?Pardon?
Z:Because I’ll get married.
L:Married to who?
Z:To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的Ma Wencai..He is so handsome.So rich,even richer than Yu Minhong.And he is good at 葵花宝典.I love his money and I love his body.
L:What are you talking about?You wait and see.I’ll give you some color to see see.I’ll kill you!I will kill you in America!
Z:America?You can come to America?Hahahaha
旁白：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人.于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE.当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱.为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台,他每天提醒自己有一个梦想.
I say to you today,my friends,so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow,I still have a dream.It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal.I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America.It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart.In my heart.
旁白：一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落.终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我.
L:Zhu Yingtai,long time no see,huh?Who am I I’m Liang Shanbo.I’m here to kill you.
Z:Liang….shanbo.Oh,Wencai.He is crazy.He will kill me.
M:You!Get out of here.
L:You!Get out of here!
M:电话来了.Hello,I’m in wuhan.Ok ok I’ll come right now
Z:Please don’t go.Just stay,please.He’ll kill me.
M:I know!But if I stay,he’ll kill me by the way..
Z:You told me you were good at 葵花宝典?
M:Sorry,I’m not good at 葵花宝典.I’m just good at 新华字典.
Z:Oh,you liar.Just get out of here!(to Liang Shanbo) Oh,darling,you must kill me?
L:Yes,I have to.Because I hate you more than I can say.
Z:(sing)When we were young,we listened to the MP三,you said you’d love me forever.Don’t kill me,ok?Shanbo.I qiu qiu ni..
L:No door!(sing) Where you go,whatever you say,I’ll be right here killing you.I only know I was born to love you or to kill you.Now I can’t love you,the only choice is to kill you.
Z:曾经Once upon a time,there was a true love in front of me,I didn’t cherish it.If I was to meet him again,I wish to say I love you.If you would ask me how long I would love him,I should say ten thousand years.That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you.Only you.(sing)
L:The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!
Z:Please,you know I love you.I love you just like laoshu ai dami.I want to marry you.
L:hehehe Really?
Z:Oh,of course.Please don’t kill me!
L:To kill or not to kill is a question.I don’t know.Who can tell me?I put her life in your hands.Everybody here,please tell me kill or not kill?
(to kill)
L:You hear this.I ‘m sorry.But don’t worry ,I’ ll go to heaven together with you.
Z:All right kill me,then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing)
(sing)
Z:亲爱的你别杀我
杀了我你也没有好结果
L：亲爱的我也不想杀
可是大家非得要我杀
类似问题4：英语搞笑话剧剧本 4人 一定要好笑 ,[语文科目]
参考老友记不是很好嘛,那个多搞笑呀~
类似问题5：求英语话剧的剧本（最好能是搞笑型的）时间最好能控制在十分钟之内的各位能不能将剧本直接给我[英语科目]
绝对是搞笑英语剧本:
Narration:Carrie,Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.
Ca:Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.
Wing:Me too .I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.
Ci:Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?
Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.
Wing:Come on,he is a devil,how could he do this to us?Anyway,we should award ourselves for these days hard work!
Ca:You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!
Wing:I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!
Ca:so do I .how much I love French food!
Ci:I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation?
Ca:If you visit France or go to a French restaurant,snails,cheese,and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.
Wing:You also can’t miss the famous German sausage,ham and blue checse
Ci:They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?
Wing&Ca:No
Ci:The answer is dumplings!
Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .
Wing:Can you make dumplings,CiCi?Would you make some for us?I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.
Ci:Aha,it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight?We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.
Ca:Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings
Wing:Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.
Ci:Sure.We need flour,yeast,pork,cabbages,vinegar,sauce and ginger.
(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)
CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie,can you fetch some water here?”
Ca:sure,here you are .what s next?
Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.
Ca:Okay,I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer
Wing:Yeah,I am cutting the pork into many small pieces,and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?
CiCi:Yes,make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed,too.
(an hour later)
Ca:Yes,the dumplings are prepared .lets start!
CiCi:Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look,what are these?
Ca:Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it?And my favorite red wine.
Wing:God.Those are sausage and ham,I can’t believe it!
CiCi:Haha,it is a big surprise,isn’t it?Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.
Ca:So it is a complete big meal.
Wing:An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!
Ca,Ci,Wing:Cheers!