谁有好玩的英文搞笑短信啊？类似下面这样的翻译，但下.
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No three no four(不3不4）
提示：
.We two who and who? 咱两谁跟谁啊？
2.How are you? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3.You don't bird me, I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4.You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ...
类似问题
类似问题1：英文搞笑短信[英语科目]
"Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his patient."You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However,the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.After watching the boys efforts for some time,the priest moves closer to the boy's position.He steps smartly across the street,walks up behind the little fellow and,placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.Crouching down to the child's level,the priest smiles benevolently and asks,"And now what,my little man?" To which the boy replies,"Now we run!"
An elderly gentleman being,one evening,in the company of some persons who were much amused at the witty sayings of a child ,said to some one near him,that witty children usually made stupid men.The child heard him and said to him:"Sir,you were very witty,no doubt when you were young."
类似问题2：哪里有英文搞笑短信
我上次在http://www.bjyy001.com/下载了一本电子书,全是英文搞笑短信,还可以学下英语,叫做“天天爆笑,英文黄色短信学英语”,看了这后笑的我要死.
类似问题3：英语搞笑短信短一点的.[英语科目]
Your brain has two parts:the left and the right.In your left there's nothing right and in your right there's nothing left.
你的头脑有两部分组成,左(left)脑和右(right)脑,在你的左(left)脑没有什么对(right)的.在你的右(right)脑里没有什么剩下(left)的.
其实这个挺好的,翻译成中文就没意思了.
类似问题4：英语翻译LOVE IS BLINDBE VERY KINDWHEN I KISS UPLZ DONT MIND
PLEASE =PLZ
类似问题5：求一条英语幽默短信![英语科目]
Oh this is worse than last night that you put your dick in my mouth when I was asleep and took a picture!